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probably not what you were expecting

linda: very soon-to-be 20; prefers her gin untainted by tonic water or other non-alcoholic beverages; cares way too much about too many fandoms; runs an extremely unquality blog.
Apr 23 '14

trelkez:

onionhighonionandrenown:

how-i-met-my-otp:

mysweetcupoftea:

HIMYM AU: Barney finds out that Robin works for S.H.I.E.L.D as Agent Hill (Part 1)

They’re mixing two different universes together and yet it still makes waaay more sense than the finale.

….you know what, it really does.

HIMYM finale headcanon accepted. And then they pretend to get divorced and Robin/Maria distances herself from her friends and a couple years later someone captures footage of Maria Hill during a big superhero battle and she has to come clean to everybody and THEY ALL RESUME BEING FRIENDS AND NONE OF THE REST OF THE FINALE HAPPENS and also, later, the group accidentally meets the Avengers, and Barney spends the entire time convinced Tony is hitting on Robin (which Tony plays into to screw with him) and Lily, Tracy and Natasha disappear somewhere to bond and Steve is both charmed and weirded out by Marshall and Ted is left to try and socialize with Clint, who just sits there quietly letting Ted dig himself a deeper and deeper hole as his questions and overtures get more and more awkward. 

And Robin/Maria is all, “I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN. I KNEW IT. KNOCK THAT OFF RIGHT NOW. YES, YOU.”

So Tony lets Barney off the hook and Barney immediately starts awkwardly fanboying all over him, and Clint lets Ted off the hook and cracks up and Ted is all “wait what you have a facial expression?!

And Robin/Maria goes to find Natasha and drink until the whole thing is over. Never again. This is never happening ever again. (It happens again.)

Apr 22 '14

painlock:

reading fanfiction is bad for your health it makes you want a relationship you won’t ever have

Apr 22 '14

toukos:

u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT

Apr 22 '14

brokeassyouth:

why do you ship the thing?

*pulls out binder full of laminated pages and photos, opens presentation on powerpoint, pulls up podium*

I’m glad you asked

Apr 22 '14
cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

(Source: deforming)

Apr 22 '14

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

Apr 22 '14
"After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week."
(via tazkiah)

(Source: sensxal-bliss)

Apr 21 '14

(Source: jimmytfallon)

Apr 21 '14

(Source: inevitablesnark)

Apr 21 '14

psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music